Hibernate-at-heart Gifts

"Yes, I know it's spring dear. But can I just have another day or two in bed?"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Welcome Spring.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

'I seem to be trading hibernation for urination.'

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

It's January. Do you know where your children are?

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

"Hibernating! C'mon guys, I was only hibernating."

'Your snoring kept me awake all through December!'

"It's half past November, young man! Get back in your room and hibernate!"

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

"I always feel sorry for the kids who have birthdays during hibernation."

After 5 months in hibernation, Clyde needed a real 'pick-me up'.

"Hibernation is great son! We sleep through the dreary winters and wake up in the glorious springs!"

"It is too early to be hungry. Go to sleep and don't wake me up, at least until march."

'Post-Hibernation Blues'

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

"It's only until spring."

'I'm being tested for sleep apnoea this winter: Better go, see you in spring...'

'How would you like to try sleeping, when somebody's lying next to you snoring for six months?'

'I would love to learn to ski too, but when there's snow around, I'm usually asleep...'

The Hibernation Channel

"What do you mean 'Just shut up and hibernate?!' It's New Year's Eve!"

'Poor Jenkins passed on. He worked here for 42 years, he never called in sick and he always worked overtime. What an idiot.'

'I woke up early from hibernation, so I watched TV for two weeks until my parents got up...'

'Yes, my teenage son sleeps a lot too: He didn't wake up until the start of summer...'

"It's not long-term commitment, Kyle! I'll move in just for the hibernation."