Hibernating Athlete Pillows

Baseball team emerging from hibernation

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Putting Practice.

Are You a Quarathlete? Nifty Exercises You Can Do In Lockdown

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Goal!"

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

'I'll take the one on the right.'

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

Inactive wear store.

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'He's in training for the Olympics'

Easy chair exercise machines

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

'Well, at least there's no chance of you suffering from repetative strain injury.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

'I need to do more exercising? Are you kidding?! I'm a kind of marathon runner! I run from the bed to the fridge, then to the table, back to the fridge and then to the TV, back again to the fridge and retour to the TV day by day!'