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"Sorry I'm running late boss. I've just had a massive blowout on the motorway."

No Hand Signals

"Please give up your well paid employment contract and come to Great Britain for three months to work for a lousy pittance..."

"I kinda miss lockdown."

New Careers

Team Leader

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Organic Soldering.

Inflating Boobs.

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Animals are smarter than we think!

'The penguin is upset...'

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

Acme Flyswatters.

His and Hers Garage

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'