Guardian Of Highways T-Shirts

"You've already adopted seven highways, can you really handle eight?"

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Careful."

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Earth Day Summit.

The proper way to wear your mask

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

'Eye response, normal.' - Deer Physicals.

'I don't suppose you're just writing me a Valentine?'

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

"60 may be the new 50 in the fantasy land you live in, but here in the real world, it's called exceeding the speed limit."

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'Which end's the shallow end?'

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

"My pappy built this shell with his bare claws. I'll be damned if some freeloader moves in."

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

Monkey steeling Eggs. Bird attacking monkey.

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

Deer sitting in house surrounded by mounted human heads.

"Have they no shame?"

Fisherman catching rubbish.

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

'Me…me…catch me!'

"Sir, have you been drinking, not drinking, drinking, not drinking, drinking?"