Handy Drivers T-Shirts

Left-hand drive - A left hand with a car steering wheel and console on it.

Jack of all trades

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Tool Box

Painting the Ceiling

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I found the termites!'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

I did it my way.

Cats on Board.

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Child driving a toy car

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"