Hero Story Fan Gifts

'The stuff legends are made of'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"He was a very good boy."

Superheroes take a selfie

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

'Yes, all at once!'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

Stonehenge Explained

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

"Which one's yours?"

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

Atomic Bear: Part 13

Fearless Frog Part 12

Atomic Bear: Part 14

'This is a job for a consultant.'

'Supercat.'

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 25