Hero Story Fan Pillows

'The stuff legends are made of'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"He was a very good boy."

Superheroes take a selfie

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Yes, all at once!'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Stonehenge Explained

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"Which one's yours?"

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'This is a job for a consultant.'

'Supercat.'

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

In a twinkling, Rover shed his leash and became Duke, Wonder Dog of Kansas city.