Heritage Research Gifts

"And these are my ancestors. . . Malcom. The mighty, Simon the Strong, Byron the Brave. . . And Fenwick the Flatulent . . . We don't talk about him much!"

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Several generations live together in Cuba

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

Scot holding a heart.

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

Pasadena Playhouse War

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"He's retreated into nationalism."

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

Famous Time Traveller Will Live Here

Welsh Lady

"Can DNA testing really prove that George Washington was the 'Father if our Country'?"

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

"My pappy built this shell with his bare claws. I'll be damned if some freeloader moves in."

This is my Dad --- One of the people I evolved from.

Genealogy Service. Family Trees Traced. I discovered that not only are you heir to an unclaimed family fortune, but I'm your long lost brother Wally!