Family History Researcher Gifts

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Several generations live together in Cuba

Family DNA

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

Changes at home

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

"This family seems to multiply every year."

Send us $2.00, and we'll send you Your Family Tree

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

"If I have to turn this wagon around ... !"

"Great photo."

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

"So, kids, you should all be thankful we don't live during a potato famine. Especially you, Jimmy."

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."