Heritage Research Mugs

"And these are my ancestors. . . Malcom. The mighty, Simon the Strong, Byron the Brave. . . And Fenwick the Flatulent . . . We don't talk about him much!"

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Several generations live together in Cuba

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Scot holding a heart.

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"He's retreated into nationalism."

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

Famous Time Traveller Will Live Here

"Can DNA testing really prove that George Washington was the 'Father if our Country'?"

Welsh Lady

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

"My pappy built this shell with his bare claws. I'll be damned if some freeloader moves in."