Genealogy Research Project Gifts

"This is your great-great-great-great grandfather Felipe. If he was alive, he'd be a very famous man."

'I demand a DNA test.'

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

"Everyone here is alive because I got laid."

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

"We've found your birth mother."

'Omigosh! According to your resume, we share the same father!'

'You rejected my great grandfather and my father. I demand you recuse yourself!'

" ...and this is the armor of my ancestor, 'Cederick the Unintimidating.'"

Have you even thought of having children, Randy? Of course. I come from a long line of perfect specimens. Each successive generation is more charming, more virile, more irresistible than the last. HOJ. Logic dictates that I am not the end result, I am but a link in the evolutionary chain of Randies. I must reproduce eventually, for the sake of all mankind. How about you? I come from a long line of corporate overlords, each greedier than the last ...

"I think my grandmother might have married him and brought him home after the war, since then he's just been sat by the fire..."

7 Reasons You Might Be Irish. . .

The lake is peaceful today. Hardly! Danger lurks! You never know when nature will strike. That's negative, Nana. Hi! Is Twig here? See what I mean? I'll go get her!

'Your DNA test results are now in.'

"And these are my ancestors. . . Malcom. The mighty, Simon the Strong, Byron the Brave. . . And Fenwick the Flatulent . . . We don't talk about him much!"

DNA Tests. Discover your ancestry. That was great! I love taking a science test where it's not possible to give a wrong answer.

"Wow. I share DNA with Moby Dick!"

"Our new employee Thomson's great-great-grandfather was Russian, his great-grandmother Greek,his great-grandfather German and his mother Spanish."

Son, I'm adopted

'Do you get your good looks from your mother or your father?'

'My family tree suffered dry rot in 1871.'

"Gerald took a home DNA test and it claimed he was 0.5% Cherokee Indian."

"And believe it or not children, some of your ancestors could be related to this fellow right here."

Ancestors.

Geneology Service: 'I'm afraid you fall into our 'better off not knowing' category....'

"And guess who this handsome gentleman is? Come on! Take a guess!"

Genealogy. Being a genealogist is a very satisfying job. I show people who their ancestors are and how they lived. My clients learn about their family's place in history! I always start a genealogical search by compiling marriage records. Of course, that makes sense ... You begin the examination of a family tree by counting the rings!

Genealogy convention

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

'How do I know he's mine?'

"I know her from somewhere. She's either my mother or my daughter."

"This is your great, great grandfather 'One Gun Salazar'."

Roots for the '90s

Realistic Ancestry Chart

"Your great abuelo Pepe started a business and made a million dollars...but he had a gambling problem and died broke."