Genealogy Research Project Pillows

"This is your great-great-great-great grandfather Felipe. If he was alive, he'd be a very famous man."

'I demand a DNA test.'

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

"Everyone here is alive because I got laid."

'You rejected my great grandfather and my father. I demand you recuse yourself!'

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

"We've found your birth mother."

'Omigosh! According to your resume, we share the same father!'

"I think my grandmother might have married him and brought him home after the war, since then he's just been sat by the fire..."

"And these are my ancestors. . . Malcom. The mighty, Simon the Strong, Byron the Brave. . . And Fenwick the Flatulent . . . We don't talk about him much!"

'Do you get your good looks from your mother or your father?'

Son, I'm adopted

'Your DNA test results are now in.'

"Wow. I share DNA with Moby Dick!"

"Our new employee Thomson's great-great-grandfather was Russian, his great-grandmother Greek,his great-grandfather German and his mother Spanish."

'My family tree suffered dry rot in 1871.'

"Gerald took a home DNA test and it claimed he was 0.5% Cherokee Indian."

"And believe it or not children, some of your ancestors could be related to this fellow right here."

Ancestors.

Geneology Service: 'I'm afraid you fall into our 'better off not knowing' category....'

"And guess who this handsome gentleman is? Come on! Take a guess!"

Genealogy convention

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

'How do I know he's mine?'

"This is your great, great grandfather 'One Gun Salazar'."

"I know her from somewhere. She's either my mother or my daughter."

"Your great abuelo Pepe started a business and made a million dollars...but he had a gambling problem and died broke."

B**tard, B**tard & B**tard - Genealogists

Realistic Ancestry Chart