Family Tree Research Pillows

He's been impossible ever since his internet search showed he was 163rd in line to the throne

Family DNA

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

Well, I'll be...Dutch Elm Disease!

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

'My husband's ancestors did come over on the Mayflower. The scraped them off the bottom of the boat.'

Writing the generations/Bring characters to life.

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

After spending months researching his family tree, Mr Henshaw could think of little else.

Man at desk researching through papers.

"Albert Morris? But I've spent the last six months researching Alberta Morris?!"

The Russians build another wall.

"Our ancestors used all the hair genes."

"Don't bother wasting your money on DNA testing. The results all come back, 'Ape.'"

"This is your great-great-great-great grandfather Felipe. If he was alive, he'd be a very famous man."

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'Last year Frank tried tracing back his roots but came back empty!'

"I traced my family tree. This is it."

"Let's see now...genealogy books...genealogy books..."

'I started a family tree too, but I gave it up fairly quickly: Way too many relatives...'

"I think my grandmother might have married him and brought him home after the war, since then he's just been sat by the fire..."

"You're the hardest client we've ever had."

"Wow. I share DNA with Moby Dick!"

"...then I take out one of these, ll them it's an ancestor, and try to sell it to them."

"Our new employee Thomson's great-great-grandfather was Russian, his great-grandmother Greek,his great-grandfather German and his mother Spanish."

"And these are my ancestors. . . Malcom. The mighty, Simon the Strong, Byron the Brave. . . And Fenwick the Flatulent . . . We don't talk about him much!"