Family Research Pillows

Geneology Service: 'I'm afraid you fall into our 'better off not knowing' category....'

'My family tree suffered dry rot in 1871.'

'No kings or noblemen, but you're descended from a guy whose cousin knew Benjamin Franklin's cook!'

Who's your daddy?, INC. It

Genealogy. Being a genealogist is a very satisfying job. I show people who their ancestors are and how they lived. My clients learn about their family's place in history! I always start a genealogical search by compiling marriage records. Of course, that makes sense ... You begin the examination of a family tree by counting the rings!

'I just wanted to hear about him - I didn't want to see him!'

'My husband's ancestors did come over on the Mayflower. The scraped them off the bottom of the boat.'

'Boy, my dad's geneology is strictly 'x' rated.'

"When you said you wanted to track down your ancestors I thought you meant on the internet!"

"I retired from my job as head genealogist and never looked back."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

Cry babies.

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

The Baby Walker

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

'Ahhh...'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"Look Mommy, hat!"