Henchman T-Shirts

"With the knees, fellas, lift with the knees."

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

'Well Knuckles - All those years of faithful service and we never discussed retirement options!'

'I don't care what is politically correct... hench person just doesn't sound right.'

Jack of all trades

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Tool Box

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Painting the Ceiling

"They're comfortable."

'I found the termites!'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

I did it my way.

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Fuel bill gone through the roof

"Lovely dovetail."

High Riders of the Old West