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Henman 'over the' Hill

"Yes, I'm alone."

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

Mountain Climbing Yodeler

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

Post-psychoanalysis

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it!'

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

"I would love to get my hands on the official who sent him home on gardening leave!"

Wilhelm Dilthey

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

"I think it would look better over there!"

Repossessed Properties.

'Thank goodness, the publishers rejected my self help book.'

"When I put that in my computer dating information, it was just an expression!"

'No, no, no. I think it's great that you exercise and diet. I just wonder if perhaps you exercise and diet too much.'

"I'm in good shape. . . I fitness swim up a waterfall!"

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my prenup anymore.'

'I live in the high rise.'

Archaeology department

'This show was filmed in front of a dead studio audience.'

And the great thing is...our kids love remote learning!

"You should get out more."

"Your digging technique is totally wrong. You should use the simple law of physics..."

'If you want me, honey, I'll be out here in the orchard.'

Mom hiking carries her child and a rat carries it's children on it's back.

'I'm leaving you. Not only is the grass greener, but everything else is, too.'