Herdsman T-Shirts

'Lactose intolerant, eh? Must be tricky, what with being a Maasai an' all....'

Shepherd

Jack of all trades

'C'mon get it straight.'

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

New Guy.

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Painting the Ceiling

"They're comfortable."

Tool Box

'I found the termites!'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

I did it my way.

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Motorherd

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"Lovely dovetail."

High Riders of the Old West