Hen Party Organizer Pillows

"No, I'm not a stripper – I'm a real fireman, and you're exceeding the maximum capacity for this room."

Tartine

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Face painting.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

'I always cry at weddings!'

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

Face painting by numbers.

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Okay, so you were right; maybe figuring 13 bottles of wine per person was a little too much.'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"We used to entertain a great deal."

'You're texting? Wait--'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."