
"No, I'm not a stripper – I'm a real fireman, and you're exceeding the maximum capacity for this room."
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"No, I'm not a stripper – I'm a real fireman, and you're exceeding the maximum capacity for this room."
Tartine
"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."
Face painting.
Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick
"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."
"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."
Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).
'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'
"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"
'He made an excellent jelly.'
Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe
'I always cry at weddings!'
Face painting by numbers.
Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late
"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"
"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."
"Please hold applause until end of dragon."
'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'
Cut out and keep your own DJ.
"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"
"Dare I ask for mustard?"
Wedding bouquet spring loaded shoes.
'Okay, so you were right; maybe figuring 13 bottles of wine per person was a little too much.'
A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.
Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.
Vegetarian Birthdays.
Cupcake jumps out of cake.
Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System
Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.
Person carrying balloons and plants.
"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."
Guess what! I'm doing the plants for a sweet 16 party. "Doing?" Tree's Trees Nursery. I'm forcing 2,000 peach tulips, 500 peach irises and a bank of peach azaleas. Peachy, but�Sale. If Twig hears about it, she'll want her own big fat sweet 16. Mum's the word. Mums are cheesy. I much prefer heirloom roses.
"We used to entertain a great deal."
“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”
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