Hen Parties Pillows

"No, I'm not a stripper – I'm a real fireman, and you're exceeding the maximum capacity for this room."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Bacchus.

Cat Nip.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Champagne

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

Bubbly

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Cardiac Recovery.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Early photobombing

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"I was almost that last year."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Shaken not stirred

Balancing two espresso martinis

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"I can't believe he brought her."

Face painting by numbers.

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Beers

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'