Hellish Homemaker Gifts

"Hellfire or brimstone - which one's it gonna be? I can't hold these all day."

Domestic Superheroes!!

Hungry child

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"I had to skip my workout."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Moving in

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Amy Sedaris

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

Search for Missing Socks

Those missing socks...where do they go?

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.

'Work, school, soccer, shopping, aside from the occassional girl's night out, today's Mom doesn't have time to sit picking ticks and fleas.'

'We HAVE to hire a nanny.'

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."