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"It's fondue night!"

The wonderful world of cheese.

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

Just one more choccy...

"I'll have dessert first."

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

'I'm afraid the Chef's Surprise today is that he ran off with one of the waitresses.'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

Dijon Vu

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

God Cooks Up Evolution

"Cemetery Pie"

"I'd like seconds!"

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

"Instead of string beans, can I get brains?"

Endangered Entrees

Capturing a Cook

'It seems the environment people, the health department and the food and drug administration all have reservations about his place.'

"The book, How to Serve Man! It's. . . It's a cook book, filled with recipes that use MSG and transfats!"

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."