Hellfire Handler Pillows

'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'

Devil buys a fridge (its hot in hell).

"Don't tell me to chill out!"

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Humans are strange."

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'What do you mean, you can't get it to light?'

Saggy Boobs Make Great Bungee Ropes for Bored Hamsters.

'Bad news! We're hamsters!'

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

A man lies across the humps of a camel.

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

Heroes

'I warned: Play a sloppy game and, come Monday, there will be hell to pay during practice.'

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

Summer Berries

'These photos are ruined... Not one of us has red-eye!'

Some make better deals than others.

"Are you a platinum card member?"

'All the demons chipped in to get Satan a gag gift for his birthday.'

What's the matter, Emily? Jeremy the jerk dumped me. I can't take it. My whole insides hurt. You'll be better off without him. Thanks, Twig. Youre lucky you didn't fall in love. Sigh. I wish I had a broken heart!

'For your superb management of hell on earth."

"Yo... come on... you can at least turn your head."

'. . . and nobody noticed the elephant in the room.'

"I got my wish!"

Dog prank

"Jeffery, put that filthy thing down and wash up for dinner. And how many times have I told you not to squeeze him so tight? I swear, if you kill this one too you won't get another one."

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."