Helium Aficionado Prints

"As for the helium treatments. . . things are lookin' up."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

'Pop-up Bible.'

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

"Whatta you mean 'minor script changes?' It's supposed to be a western."

Garden genomes.

"I can't take you anywhere!"

"I've changed my mind about your BOGOF offer."

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

Just another day at Helium Farm

Elon Musk caricature

'You don't need to be a rocket scientist to understand it but I am a rocket scientist.'

'Let's see, Schneebart — you'd better work on weak nuclear reactions.'

Balloon Man

William Tell's son wears hi-vis jacket and hard hat

"Gale. Dorothy Gale."

"The president wants your helium for a national emergency."

The loneliness of the particle physicist...'Everyone's interested in things that are much, much larger.'

A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'

Protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

Helium Guitar Festival

'Hot enough for ya?'

"I thought you said the helium was only gonna make my voice higher."

"It runs on helium."