Halo Aficionado Prints

'It's only for a day or two. Mother's Day present.'

Nuns

"Good game."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

The Origami Society...

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Camping-Pong

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Christian and Born again Christian...

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"That's our new church mascot."

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

The Brazilian Blow dry

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"You run into a window, too?"

Antler Buzzers.

Western Outfitters.

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

The Suite Hereafter

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

'Pop-up Bible.'

Australian Mobile Bar

"I've heard that you two don't have enough to do."

'All You Can Eat Wings.'

'Uh, no...Generally I don't take requests.'

'I'm worried about this growth on my back!'