Halo Aficionado Prints

'It's only for a day or two. Mother's Day present.'

Nuns

"Good game."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

The Origami Society...

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Camping-Pong

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Christian and Born again Christian...

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"That's our new church mascot."

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

Western Outfitters.

The Brazilian Blow dry

Antler Buzzers.

"You run into a window, too?"

The Suite Hereafter

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

'Pop-up Bible.'

"I've heard that you two don't have enough to do."

Australian Mobile Bar

Man and bird

A day at the races

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"