Helium Balloon Fans Prints

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

'What zip code are we in now?'

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

Christian and Born again Christian...

Hot Dog Animals: $2

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

Migration Music

"I can't take you anywhere!"

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

"How did they become our leaders, Dad? There are so many more of us. What's stopping us from charging them and throwing them out of society for good?"

Bev puts on an old favorite

'Your snoring kept me awake all through December!'

Just another day at Helium Farm

"I've changed my mind about your BOGOF offer."

"Looks like you've got some competition."

Airbus

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

"The president wants your helium for a national emergency."

Next stop: moon!

Balloon Man

Pirates of Venice

"Another flight of fancy."

Helium Guitar Festival

"Go on, breath in the helium from the balloon, you'll sound all squeaky like me..."

Have a CRAPPY New Year!

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

"I knew I shouldn't have eaten that dodgy fish."

Bombardier Jenkins had always wondered what the 'karma' button did.'

"It runs on helium."

"I thought you said the helium was only gonna make my voice higher."

"You know, we're not getting any younger...I mean, pretty soon, we'll both be 16."

"How much did you spend at Macy's this year?