Helium Balloon Fans Pillows

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

'What zip code are we in now?'

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

Christian and Born again Christian...

Hot Dog Animals: $2

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

Migration Music

Water Balloon Animals.

"It's time to end the suffering."

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

"I can't take you anywhere!"

'Your snoring kept me awake all through December!'

Bev puts on an old favorite

"Looks like you've got some competition."

"How did they become our leaders, Dad? There are so many more of us. What's stopping us from charging them and throwing them out of society for good?"

Just another day at Helium Farm

"I've changed my mind about your BOGOF offer."

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

Airbus

Balloon Man

Pirates of Venice

Next stop: moon!

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

"Naw, it's a drone."

"The president wants your helium for a national emergency."

"Another flight of fancy."

Helium Guitar Festival

"It runs on helium."

"I thought you said the helium was only gonna make my voice higher."

"I knew I shouldn't have eaten that dodgy fish."

"Go on, breath in the helium from the balloon, you'll sound all squeaky like me..."

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

"You know, we're not getting any younger...I mean, pretty soon, we'll both be 16."

Bombardier Jenkins had always wondered what the 'karma' button did.'

Have a CRAPPY New Year!