Atom Aficionado Prints

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Nuclear Confusion

'Hot enough for ya?'

Atoms Coach

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

James Chadwick

Atom smasher.

'What's the matter with your cyclotron?'

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

The loneliness of the particle physicist...'Everyone's interested in things that are much, much larger.'

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Sexual chemistry set

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Graduation Speech.

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

'The doctor says he's going to have to give you a few more tests...'

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

Atomic Bear: Part 14

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.