Height Optimizer Gifts

Two smaller basketball players make one tall player.

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

Castle Efficiency

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

"Remember, you're only as sick as you feel."

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

'The town I grew up in was so affluent they used to close the schools in honor of options expiration day.'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

'How do you like the new cubicle?' - 'Can I have my old office back please.'

'New Years Resolutions, paragraph 45, clause iv in which we will attempt to clarify the term 'butter buttocks'.'

"That's your tiny house!"

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

"It's an alert from my smart desk. It wants me to go paperless because it can no longer bear the weight of all the paper I use."

Son measuring his father against the wall.

Silly man ordered a bed that is too big for his room.

"Lay off the junk food, your pancreas is rusty"

Tossing for it.

Tightrope Walker.

'I prefer it this way.'

Man on stilts on a date.

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."