Height Optimizer Prints

Two smaller basketball players make one tall player.

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

Castle Efficiency

Bank. Moving Co. Joe got an apartment above the bank. He moved his things in today. Now he can say his "assets are over ten million dollars"!

"Remember, you're only as sick as you feel."

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

"I'd consider taking out this appendix you'renot using and greatly expanding your kidney area."

'The town I grew up in was so affluent they used to close the schools in honor of options expiration day.'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

"It's an alert from my smart desk. It wants me to go paperless because it can no longer bear the weight of all the paper I use."

'How do you like the new cubicle?' - 'Can I have my old office back please.'

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

Son measuring his father against the wall.

'New Years Resolutions, paragraph 45, clause iv in which we will attempt to clarify the term 'butter buttocks'.'

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

"That's your tiny house!"

Silly man ordered a bed that is too big for his room.

"Lay off the junk food, your pancreas is rusty"

Tossing for it.

Tightrope Walker.

Man on stilts on a date.

"I like putting any all the holiday decorations....it makes the room seem twice as large."

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."