Hedgehog Caretaker T-Shirts

Hedgehog Mortuary.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Dog on man's stair lift

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Military style hedgehog

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

I love you too, dear... But can we maybe take a night off from spooning?

Rex the Dog.

Look,that is not your Daddy

"Of course, a dog's bowl is a good source of food, and yes, the dog will bark at you but it can't stop you from stealing the food..."

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

'Group hug anyone?'

"It's chic to be vulnerable."

'Do you have any duck tape?'

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

I'm going to tell you what I tell all my patients: Take more walks, get more sleep, and it wouldn't hurt to yell at the mail courier once in a while.

Listen, they're all the same - It's ok if they touch each other.

'I hope your temperature is normal too, like Spots was.'

'Your dog or mine?'

Dog on a stair-lift.

"Love is blind."

Estate Agent: Houses with Hedge....Houses Without Hedge

Hamster IV

'Sleeping sickness, is it? Wal, I bet I know where he got it from!'

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

"Guess who's the 'rendered'."

Needles vs Covid

Room for one more...

"Not another flippin' party?"