Hedgehog Caretaker Pillows

Hedgehog Mortuary.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Dog on man's stair lift

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Military style hedgehog

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

Rex the Dog.

Look,that is not your Daddy

I love you too, dear... But can we maybe take a night off from spooning?

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

"Of course, a dog's bowl is a good source of food, and yes, the dog will bark at you but it can't stop you from stealing the food..."

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

'Group hug anyone?'

"It's chic to be vulnerable."

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

'Do you have any duck tape?'

'I hope your temperature is normal too, like Spots was.'

'Your dog or mine?'

Dog on a stair-lift.

Estate Agent: Houses with Hedge....Houses Without Hedge

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

Needles vs Covid

"Love is blind."

'Sleeping sickness, is it? Wal, I bet I know where he got it from!'

Hamster IV

"Guess who's the 'rendered'."

Room for one more...

"Not another flippin' party?"

'Those Texas Longhorns are sure good mothers, Doc.'