Hedgehog Advocate Pillows

"Its the three wheelers that catch you out"

Estate Agent: Houses with Hedge....Houses Without Hedge

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Military style hedgehog

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

Beware of the Undergrowth.

Factory Farmers.

Look,that is not your Daddy

I love you too, dear... But can we maybe take a night off from spooning?

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

"Of course, a dog's bowl is a good source of food, and yes, the dog will bark at you but it can't stop you from stealing the food..."

"Is your dog friendly?!"

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

'Group hug anyone?'

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

"It's chic to be vulnerable."

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

Hedgehog Mortuary.

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

"It's non-negotiable."

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen."

"Love is blind."

Needles vs Covid

Room for one more...

"Not another flippin' party?"

Giant hedgehogs attacking people.

"Respect man!"

Balloons and the Hedgehog

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

Giant hedgehog runs over a car.

'Your hedge fund manager is here, sir.'

Hedgehog reading Spine Chilling Tales