Hedgehog Advocate Pillows

"Its the three wheelers that catch you out"

Estate Agent: Houses with Hedge....Houses Without Hedge

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Military style hedgehog

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

Beware of the Undergrowth.

Factory Farmers.

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

Look,that is not your Daddy

I love you too, dear... But can we maybe take a night off from spooning?

"Of course, a dog's bowl is a good source of food, and yes, the dog will bark at you but it can't stop you from stealing the food..."

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

"Is your dog friendly?!"

'Group hug anyone?'

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

Hedgehog Mortuary.

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

"It's chic to be vulnerable."

"It's non-negotiable."

"Love is blind."

"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen."

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

Needles vs Covid

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

Room for one more...

"Not another flippin' party?"

Giant hedgehogs attacking people.

"Respect man!"

Balloons and the Hedgehog

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

Giant hedgehog runs over a car.

'Your hedge fund manager is here, sir.'

Hedgehog reading Spine Chilling Tales