Hedgehog Hugger T-Shirts

"Jeffrey, where'd you go?"

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"I hate it when we fight."

Bear Hugging Season Open

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Military style hedgehog

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

I love you too, dear... But can we maybe take a night off from spooning?

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"Of course, a dog's bowl is a good source of food, and yes, the dog will bark at you but it can't stop you from stealing the food..."

'Group hug anyone?'

Pony Love...

Hedgehog Mortuary.

"It's chic to be vulnerable."

"I love you. We all love you. Now throw some strikes."

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

Estate Agent: Houses with Hedge....Houses Without Hedge

'Our approach is so humane we're even letting young Colin here take a gap year.'

Needles vs Covid

Room for one more...

"Not another flippin' party?"

Bipolar Bear.

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

"Respect man!"

'Your hedge fund manager is here, sir.'

'He's just been getting the baby off to sleep.'

'What can it be? Golly, I'm on pins and needles.'

Ruth the vet had become very attached to one of her patients!

"Picture this: it's my birthday, my mistress comes towards me with a cake and then, she sets it alight! I was so scared I've been feral ever since!"

Lavender under my pillow helps me sleep! At least until the hay fever kicks in!

Hedgehogs revenge.

"Its the three wheelers that catch you out"