Hedgehog Hugger T-Shirts

"Jeffrey, where'd you go?"

"I hate it when we fight."

Bear Hugging Season Open

Military style hedgehog

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."

I love you too, dear... But can we maybe take a night off from spooning?

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"Of course, a dog's bowl is a good source of food, and yes, the dog will bark at you but it can't stop you from stealing the food..."

'Group hug anyone?'

"It's chic to be vulnerable."

Hedgehog Mortuary.

Pony Love...

"I love you. We all love you. Now throw some strikes."

Estate Agent: Houses with Hedge....Houses Without Hedge

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

Needles vs Covid

'Our approach is so humane we're even letting young Colin here take a gap year.'

Room for one more...

"Not another flippin' party?"

Bipolar Bear.

"Respect man!"

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

'Your hedge fund manager is here, sir.'

'He's just been getting the baby off to sleep.'

'What can it be? Golly, I'm on pins and needles.'

Hedgehogs revenge.

Ruth the vet had become very attached to one of her patients!

Lavender under my pillow helps me sleep! At least until the hay fever kicks in!

"Picture this: it's my birthday, my mistress comes towards me with a cake and then, she sets it alight! I was so scared I've been feral ever since!"

"Its the three wheelers that catch you out"

'Go figure, somebody uses my foot as a lucky charm: I don't feel lucky myself...'