Hedgehog Sympathizer T-Shirts

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Military style hedgehog

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

Look,that is not your Daddy

I love you too, dear... But can we maybe take a night off from spooning?

"Of course, a dog's bowl is a good source of food, and yes, the dog will bark at you but it can't stop you from stealing the food..."

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

'Group hug anyone?'

Hedgehog Mortuary.

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

"It's chic to be vulnerable."

"They think it's easy being the bleedin' bluebird of happiness!"

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

"Love is blind."

Estate Agent: Houses with Hedge....Houses Without Hedge

"Who the hell keeps doing that?"

Needles vs Covid

Room for one more...

"Not another flippin' party?"

'Good old fashioned turkey shoot.'

The food was nice...but something was missing.

"I taught him to shake hands, and now he's running for congress!"

"Respect man!"

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

Balloons and the Hedgehog

Giant hedgehogs attacking people.

Giant hedgehog runs over a car.

'Your hedge fund manager is here, sir.'

Hedgehog reading Spine Chilling Tales

"It's the three-wheelers that catch you out!"

"Jeffrey, where'd you go?"