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Topiary - Middle Finger

'Must be Pandora's.'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

"Beware of God"

Beware of the Undergrowth.

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

Digging.

"Edward! Where are our children?"

"I see you have experience marking territory."

"She's had a lot of work done."

Hedge Car

"Yeah, most people are surprised when they learn I'm actually a lyricist."

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

Tractor Art

Gardening

Shoot, I forgot about that underground sprinkler.

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

'I can't cut the grass until I find the lawnmower and I can't find the lawnmower until I cut the grass!'

Home Video

Scarecrow Painting

"I'd recommend the nine-tine."

"Fall makes him sad."

'To you, it's a refrigerator. To me, it's a blank canvas!'

Gastro Gnomes

Milk production

'Mind if I trim the hedge back? It's over mine a bit!'

Man cutting hedge into shape of a woman.