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Hedge Car

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

The Rise of Modern Art

Monuments

Rodin's Browser

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

The Thinker / The Kiss.

The Thinker. The Listener

Rodin's THE FEELER

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"Beware of God"

George Papandreou.

Woodworms at a sculpture gallery.

The Sculptor

The Thinker and the Doer.

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

'Well, it's about time!'

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

Football Sculpture.

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

Whittlers Mother

I love you too, dear... But can we maybe take a night off from spooning?

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'