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Enjoying The Garden.

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Professional man hurdling

"Beware of God"

Runner going through hurdles.

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

Beware of the Undergrowth.

"I'm sorry, but you'll have to get approval from the offices of Terminology, Evidence, Proof of Demand, Documentation, Measurement and Predictions before I can even think about signing off."

Healthy.

Centaur Sprinter

Hedge Car

'Must be Pandora's.'

Hurdles with Steps

It's over the hurdle not under...

'Our name is Leylandii and we're the neighbours from Hell!'

"I like running on the street. Jumping over all the potholes gives me a great workout."

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

Man cutting hedge into shape of a woman.

Home Video

'I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.'

The fifty metre hurdles.One of the hardest events in athletics.

I have a balanced financial portfolio and I keep these plants trimmed. Those are my hedging strategies.

Confusion at the Race

'What exactly is it you dislike about slugs, Mister Crabtree?'

unprunin

You dope, that one's for cross-country runners.

"Jeffrey, where'd you go?"

Barbers Shop: 'I think we can manage the look you're after sir - just stand with your back against...'

Monday Hurdle

Tightly run track meets.

Topiary Snafu.

Dog and Runner Jumping Hurdles Together

Jana Pittman