Heavyweight Hero Admirer Pillows

Boxing Trainer: 'Now don't be fooled by this big tub of lard Donny. He's strong, and he's very light on his feet.' a boxer floating in the air

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

The rock caricature

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

Cow of BEEF

Bradley Wiggins

"I've been genetically modified!"

Masquerade

Superbaldie.

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

Built and Built without a permit.

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Chickenspox

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

Superhero

Zorro, The Embroiderer

Jozef Golonka

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

Spiderman at the Improv

"The guy who wants to be my boyfriend has the body of a god - buddha."

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

"At home with a superhero!"

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

Mutant coronavirus

'He's on steroids!'

'Under this blubber, pal, there are abs and muscle you wouldn't believe!'

Looks like it's one of the turbines.. Or it could be an intake gasket... Or possibly an ignition valve lever... Or maybe even a fuel coil... But then again, everything's invisible so there's really no way to be sure.

"Naw, it's a drone."

"I want to change my name...to someone who was ahead of her time...a legendary artist who still influences culture today! Her last name was Kahlo, but you can call me...Frida!"

"Bring it on, Spandex Girl. You’ll never defeat WAISTLINE!"

"I'll handle this."