Heavyweight Hero Admirer Pillows

Boxing Trainer: 'Now don't be fooled by this big tub of lard Donny. He's strong, and he's very light on his feet.' a boxer floating in the air

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Bradley Wiggins

Cow of BEEF

Masquerade

Superbaldie.

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

Built and Built without a permit.

Chickenspox

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

Superhero

Zorro, The Embroiderer

"The guy who wants to be my boyfriend has the body of a god - buddha."

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

"At home with a superhero!"

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

Mutant coronavirus

'He's on steroids!'

'Under this blubber, pal, there are abs and muscle you wouldn't believe!'

"Bring it on, Spandex Girl. You’ll never defeat WAISTLINE!"

"I'll handle this."

Schwarzenegger flexes muscle for Californain Governor's race.