Heavenly Mall Explorer T-Shirts

"This can't be heaven, where's the shops?"

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).

You are Here. We know where you've been.

Mall of ages

'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'

Cherub on a cloud

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

'That's not the northern lights! It's new strip mall!'

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

'To be honest, I think it's a bit of a let down up here.'

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

She left him to go find herself. It only took 20 minutes, which was sort of embarrassing, so she decided to hang out at the mall for a while.

'You must have something in my size?'

"I suppose it should be enough that I heard it."

Tree sap drips makes man need the toilet.

'I don't mind you buying the camouflage suit at the mall, but did you have to wear it home.?

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

"Back here in 30 minutes?"