Heavenly Humor Seeker Gifts

"It was tough at first. Now I hardly ever get the urge to check my e-mail."

'Sorry, you can't take it with you...that includes your iphone.'

"Well, what a good dog."

"User name and password?"

'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'

'I can't get any sleep with all those herald angels singing!'

Jesus Suddenly Realizes It's Almost Father's Day

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Your accountant is insisting you return...something about dying inefficiently!'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

Bouncer picks out good-looking woman in queue for heaven. Man says: 'This, I did not expect.'

"It doesn't pay to jump up and down with rage, up here."

"Okay, I'll see what I can do about getting a copy of the autopsy."

Dog heaven - Where angels fear to tread.

Frank's allergic to clouds

Angel with Spider.

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

'All I know is I walked into a Bed, Bath and Beyond place.'

'Poor Adam - he lost his head start ALREADY.'

"Can you come round the front."

'I'm sorry, but you missed too many easy layups.'

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"We only got six days of funding."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Fetch.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

The Runaway Horse

Transylvanian backpackers.

Giraffe Umbrella