Heavenly Homemaker Gifts

And on the Eighth Day God Just Puttered Around the House

Jesus swept.

'The other reason your soul feels so clean is become someone put too much laundry detergent in the washing machine, again...'

Domestic Superheroes!!

Hungry child

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"I had to skip my workout."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Amy Sedaris

Well, what did you expect on the mother ship?

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

Modern Parents

Search for Missing Socks

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.