Heavenly Gate Crasher Gifts

'You used foul and offensive language when addressing your computer. Well....we've all done that.'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

'I got a job working for Google Earth.'

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

Cherub on a cloud

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'Anything good on tonight?'

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

'My whole life flashed before my eyes. I want to talk to the guy who did the editing.'

'So far, so good -- I got a second interview!'

Heavenly meetings.

"He hasn't got much chance with her. She just told me to get lost, and I'm her husband!"

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

'To be honest, I think it's a bit of a let down up here.'

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."

'What's the wi-fi like?'

Saint Peter reviews a man's sins.

"We only have the Bible."

"Welcome Home Karol. We have Piroshk, and good music for you..."

"The lost password department's that way."

Show house. 'I don't like the house. but your champagne's great.'