Heavenly Gate Crasher Pillows

'You used foul and offensive language when addressing your computer. Well....we've all done that.'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

Cherub on a cloud

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'Anything good on tonight?'

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

Heavenly meetings.

'So far, so good -- I got a second interview!'

'To be honest, I think it's a bit of a let down up here.'

"He hasn't got much chance with her. She just told me to get lost, and I'm her husband!"

'My whole life flashed before my eyes. I want to talk to the guy who did the editing.'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

'What's the wi-fi like?'

Saint Peter reviews a man's sins.

'So far, so good -- I got a second interview!'

"Welcome Home Karol. We have Piroshk, and good music for you..."

"The lost password department's that way."

'Just pretend they're not here. They're my transition team.'

Show house. 'I don't like the house. but your champagne's great.'