Heaven Ponderer Pillows

'What about all these fish stories?'

Bored Angels: 'Now what?'

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Good game."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'But what is the universe for?'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

God Sneezes Out Creation

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

The Origins of Everything

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

"Shall we put it in play?"

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

"We'll be single again in Heaven, right?"

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.