Paradise Ponderer Pillows

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I know this is heaven! This is the lightest I've ever been"

'You can take that off now.'

Sign in Heaven: BEWARE OF NOTHING

Castaway Island

'What have you done with your life.'

'See you in court.'

'It's been determined that we're un-constitutionally over capacity.'

Heaven - emergency exit.

'Mrs Eve, Mr Adam, you can forget about the lawsuit. It might have been a bit over the top to get kicked out of paradise because of a lousy apple, but you didn't even have a lease!'

Man sees CCTV camera at gates to heaven

"Wow! I guess you CAN 'take it with you', after all!"

This is a Health & Safety Free Zone

"Ignore him, it's just Columbus discovering another cloud."

"I've got some good news, you've been upgraded!"

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Hugh Hefner Goes to Heaven.

'Divorce... what the hell does this mean?'

Welcome To forever And Everland

"I don't get it...He's dead!"

This place already got on my nerves...

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

'D'you know what I miss most?...Funerals.'

'My family thinks I'm up here watching over them.'

"I imagine you're keen to catch up with your late husband."

'Missin' rib, snake, guilt, eviction. . . and not a Stress Counsellor in sight!'

'Life is becoming more and more expensive.'

'Everything's heavenly! How about you?'

The End is Here/The End is Near

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

Paradise

'Well, Mr. Hefner. Here we are. Hope you're not disappointed.'

Welcome to Heaven - For a Limited Period Only

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

Eric suspected it was going to be another quiet day at work.