Hearty Humor Fan Gifts

"Walt won't be at work today - he's flipped on his back!"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

The Brothers Grime

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

A Golden Non-Retriever

Beer Parasol.

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

"Fish finder."

The bird feeder.

Presidential surveillance ass!"

"Can you keep a secret?"