Hearty Humor Fan Prints

"Walt won't be at work today - he's flipped on his back!"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

The Brothers Grime

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"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

The Snooze Bar.

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

A Golden Non-Retriever

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

Beer Parasol.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

tRUMp, Pirate President

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

No, I don

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

"Fish finder."

Presidential surveillance ass!"

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

The bird feeder.

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'