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'The Triumph of Cupid'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

Playground Pipe Dreams

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

Keep Off The Hay

Church: Open Sundays

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

Right way

"I think I've made a breakthrough concerning the structure of matter."

Drink Me.

Man Reading story 'U.F.O. Sighted' with alien peeking over his shoulder.

"Mind if we go through the Park? There's this ailing ginkgo tree I want to check on."

Alice in Wonderland - Alic e Meets a Puppy.

Through the Looking Glass - The Unicorn and the Lion.

"Profits must be down."

'Sorry I'm late, but you know how the Universe keeps expanding.'

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

Alice in Wonderland - The Cheshire Cat.

Kelly was the first to do Shakespeare in the park.

"Man! That's the closest I've been to Earth in 60,000 years and that's about as close as I ever want to get."

'Stop bringing it back! I want to start breaking in a new ball!'

"Curious and curiouser."

"It takes years before some people are comfortable enough to say hello."

"We seem to have similar life experiences."