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'Well, doc, I just can't escape this feeling that everyone's in a happy vrelationship, except me. Doc?'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

Frog Baby Names

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

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'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

Lost and Profound.

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

Me when by BDD shows up

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

"In the room the women come and go. Talking of Michelangelo."

'I love your poetry, m'dear - it's very Ezra Poundish.'

"Just think of all the cigarettes I could have smoked."

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'